We are back! Did you miss us? Do you even know who we are because we certainly don't?! If you do know, would you mind telling us? Shout it at your laptop or mobile device followed by a short, guttural scream and we are bound to get the message.
If you have been hotly anticipating an update to the IF YOU ARE HAPPY & YOU KNOW IT story we're sure you have been staring at a damp patch of your wall for the past year, slowly realising with dread that we might never return and you will be trapped forever in a state of narrative paralysis for which the only cure is several poorly written TV adaptations of beloved books series - well fear no more.
Listen in to find out just where the hell we have been all this time, just where the hell the Salesman has been all this time and where the hell those pair of tweezers you keep losing have gone, have you checked behind the sofa?
We've got kelp, we've got murder, we've got a potnetially kelp related murder.
This is our MOST recent episode yet (until we maybe do another one (who knows)).